No one can escape the Miles.
The Face of the Midnight Crew

takenoprisoners:

AKA the ungodly long post with actor’s faces and some words

Spades Slick: Keanu Reeves

Hearts Boxcars: John Travolta

Diamonds Droog: Stephen Moyer


Clubs Deuce: James Mcavoy

And some extras!

Problem Sleuth: Jude Law

SEPULCHRITUDE:

Ace Dick: Sean Astin

I actually have no idea on this one but



Pickle Inspector: Daniel Craig

Hysterical Dame: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Nervous Broad: Helena Bonham Carter (of course)



I’d be interested to see everybody else’s picks!  (does not have to be the full list posted here obv)

travolta as boxcars just fucking kills me

  1. deliciouslyunrelated reblogged this from maglings
  2. mystickatt reblogged this from maglings and added:
    Slick is not tan but THESE ARE COOL TOO :D
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  4. goddamnitreddas reblogged this from zombiechaser and added:
    Agree with everyone except Keanu Reeves I actually would like to see if JGL could pull Slick off.
  5. zombiechaser reblogged this from yggsassil and added:
    i said “OH GOD YES” at least four times out loud
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  10. tyrannosauridae reblogged this from billspreston and added:
    i would watch this movie.